Going Home Today

September 12th, 2011

Today I’m going home for the first time in a very long time. I think that I’m going to have a very good time because my brother will be home and I have not seen him in almost 5 years. He is such a good friend to me. Usually when I go home me and my brother watch TV online and then we go out at night and see all of our friends from high school and college and we celebrated bar. I think that my brother will probably bring me a surprise because he usually brings me things like toys when he comes back from his trips and he is a very successful businessman and I wish that I could be more like him but I am just a sophomore in college and I still am kind of a nerd. I think I will grow out of it someday soon.

How to Make People Laugh

August 5th, 2011

The best way to make people laugh is to make comedy videos that star silly animals or happy babies. I have found that trying to tell jokes doesn’t really work, but if you put a baby in a high chair and have it make weird noises, it gets people every time. I don’t know why this is. But I like videos with babies a lot, and also horses. Horses are the best in comedy videos, especially when they kick people. Although, I don’t think I’d like it much if the horses were kicking a happy baby, because that would be sad. But maybe if the baby didn’t get hurt, it would still be kind of funny. I don’t know though. A happy baby riding a horse would be cute. Happy babies and kittens are pretty cute, and kittens or other animals riding horses are also cute. Babies eating are the best.